In the continuing series I like to call "Justin observes ads on the bus," I've come to discern that there's a new public interest campaign afoot.
It turns out that there's an insidious group of corporate honchos who have for a long time been pushing a dangerous substance on American youths. That substance has made literally billions of people sick worldwide, and now the industry in question is attempting to dodge responsibility for pushing its poisonous product on American children. Thank goodness there is a group of lawyers attacking this evil cabal of corporate bigshots.
The product?
Milk.
In other news the pack of unemployed lawyers, doctors, and webmasters formerly wandering the streets of the District have disappeared to an unknown location.
"They were just wandering around saying 'Man we need a good idea' and then all of a sudden POP they were gone," says concerned citizen.
Posted by: Brian Radzinsky | June 21, 2005 at 02:42 AM