Let's Make It Stop, Already

President Bush:

February 2004:

"I'm a war president. I make decisions here in the Oval Office in foreign policy matters with war on my mind."

July 2004:

"The enemy declared war on us. Nobody wants to be the war president. I want to be the peace president."

Why?

"For a while we were marching to war. Now we're marching to peace...America is a safer place. Four more years and America will be safe and the world will be more peaceful."

Faster, please.